Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Opulence, I Has It - DirecTV Russian Guy Funny Commercial

Russians rule in this great funny advertisement. Oh, and Miniature giraffe is the shiznit, isn't it?

Whoever came with this idea of the giraffe is a genius. Also notice the world cup picture at the left. And those russian beauties...

Classic commercial for a Adult Channel

For Sky's Blue Movie channel in Germany

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Wonderful word of WONDERBRA ads

you need to be really creative to bringout the best of these products, here are some examples.


SEE, BABE, IF YOU WORE A WONDERBRA, YOUR TITS WOULD BE SO BIG AND STICK OUT SO FAR THAT YOU WOULD STAND A MUCH GREATER RISK OF GETTING KILLED BY PASSING TRAINS!


As the print ad above and video below painfully illustrate: stare at heaving wonderbra-encased breasts at your own risk.


They are your umbrellla supports.


stay away from the glass.



on international PANCAKE day



WTF AD of the week!!!!!

Horny bald man killed by cheap hairpiece

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Stunning Film, "Words"

A stunning film from Will Hoffman and Daniel Mercadante to accompany Radiolab's Words episode. With an original score by Keith Kenniff.

Rocking Cruise liner

WTF Video of the week

This guy sure loved his spankings!!!!Oh Fuck Yeah!!!!!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Amazing video by Marco Brambilla!!!!!!

I say 2 thumbs up to this masterpiece.
POWER shows a continuous camera move from extreme close-up of Mr. West revealing an a neoclassical video tableau showing characters and creatures surrounding him in an abstract environment - all moving in extreme slow motion.

Inspired by Michelangelo's frescos in the Sistine Chapel, the piece depicts a faux historical moment - an empire on the brink of collapse from its own excess, decadence and corruption.

Kanye West POWER by Marco Brambilla (Director's Cut) from ARTJAIL on Vimeo.



here is another by the same director.

Ghost by Marco Brambilla from ARTJAIL on Vimeo.

Faceplants!!!!!

Watermelon vs. Face


Other Faceplants, here is one:

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Thursday, September 02, 2010

WTF is that!!!!!!

You put good looking guy and a Six-pack abs. and in the end an ultra thin menstrual pad demonstration. WTF is that????????????

WTF Ad of the Week: Greenpeace: save Mother Earth's jungle.

Via Greenpeace in The Netherlands (heh, Netherlands). Firstly, it's 30 seconds too long. Secondly, The model should have dyed her fake bush a rich forest green, amirite?
Maybe shaved out a clearing? Sigh.


Similiar conccepts here with Bushes

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

I just love this song!!!!!

This is a sing along version:
Trololo lyrics (subtitles) for the full song! Sing with Mr. Trololo Guy, Eduard Khil. You too can trololo!

To learn more about the trololol meme or this song, "I am very glad because I'm finally returning home", with all the vocalised lyrics.

Funny Office Safety Training Retro Video!

You and Office Safety! is the most hilarious video on Office Safety you will watch! Made in the 1950s, this film is perfect as an eye-catching ice-breaker when delivering office safety training. Although the fashions have long-gone, and some of the behaviours in the workplace have changed, this program still addresses the following topics which are just as relevant today as when You and Office Safety! was made:

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Shave your legs or you'll kill your boyfriend.



The ad is for Gillette Venus shaver, it won an award at last month's Prague International Advertising Festival.
It's pretty racy and dark for a P&G brand.

The most insane weight loss commercial.


It's for Xenical, a prescription drug for considerably overweight people. It is quite a crazy, literary, borrowed interest, roundabout sexist sell. Somebody watching this never care what it will do to you, i say stop dreaming you damn bitch and hit the GYM.

Finally, eroticism is advertised pleasingly


Excellent new video via Barcelona for Coco de Mer erotic shops.
The song, "Love You," is perfect. The scenes are perfect. The casting is perfect. The attention to detail is perfect. Brav-fucking-O.
After this video, i will never eat bread at that bakery and finally figured "how they make bagels".

Controversial & Inappropriate ADS














Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Awesome Sexual Sugestive AD

The takes place in a cooking class, well nothing more to say but to watch it.
Rendez-Vous.be!!!! Check it out...
Never knew ADS you could bo so suugestive, 2 fingers in chicken....hmmmmmm..yummy

Monday, August 23, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Products I'm glad I don't have to write advertising copy for

The Incredible Edible Anus What kind of asshole would desecrate
chocolate in such a disrespectful manner?





As described in the product, this is handmade...now if you need to make this chocolate you would need a MOULD to pour in the chocolate.

Wonder whose ASSHOLE is this MOULD made from. The guy who created this must be having a laugh of lifetime, everyone licking & rimming his anus.

If you love down & dirty then you're gonna love this one.

RIM CHOCOLATES any takers??????

I am glad I am not asked to eat this stuff



You wonder why somebody would make this product and expect you to eat it.


As truly mentioned by the blogger here
"how many guns would have to be pointed at my head before
I would actually eat this stuff"

Better Marriage Blanket - WTF



TV commercial for a blanket that "traps flatulence molecules"

The "Marriage Blanket" is a blanket with "a layer of activated carbon fabric... that traps flatulence molecules... the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons."

Not an SNL parody. It's for real.


HERE IS THE DESCRIPTION:
•The molecules that cause the odor are absorbed and neutralized in millions of microscopic pores in the activated carbon so it has an almost unlimited capacity for eliminating odor

•The blanket will not smell bad after use

•Odor absorption will last for the life of the Blanket

I wonder this could save my MARRAIGE now!!!!!!!!

WATCH IT HERE!!!!!!

I'm not sure, if I am going to buy this stuff from KFC



It's summer and a whole lot of FAST FOODS giants wants us to not to loose weight and keep buying thier grease and thier high octane sugar laced drinks, Shame on them. Here is once such attempt by KFC to lure men into buying their products.

Do i smell of 2 Gals and 1 cup senario here????
subliminal attempt to show Two fingers coming out mouth with liquid chocolate looks like a dick!!!!!!

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole!!!!




A very funny musical parody of one guy's bravest atempt into ANAL SEX and the diaster that followed..watch it to laught it....
ps: Spanish captions makes it more funnier!!!!!

Piano Stairs

If only people think about themselves when climbing escalators, we need fun way of climbing
stairs and i think these guys have taken a step towards acheiving it.