Better Marriage Blanket - WTF

TV commercial for a blanket that "traps flatulence molecules"

The "Marriage Blanket" is a blanket with "a layer of activated carbon fabric... that traps flatulence molecules... the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons."

Not an SNL parody. It's for real.


HERE IS THE DESCRIPTION:
•The molecules that cause the odor are absorbed and neutralized in millions of microscopic pores in the activated carbon so it has an almost unlimited capacity for eliminating odor

•The blanket will not smell bad after use

•Odor absorption will last for the life of the Blanket

I wonder this could save my MARRAIGE now!!!!!!!!

WATCH IT HERE!!!!!!